Oooo- Scandalous....

I can't remember what show and what character use to say "Oooo, Scandalous!" However, there is a lot  of  scandalous behavior all around us.  I am talking  that stuff that makes you use all the acronymns WTF, WTH, OMG, and just SMDH.   This week's 20two questions are dedicated to real scandalous topics...

1. Am I the only person in America (or at least on Facebook) that doesn't watch Scandal?

2.  As whack as I think lip-syncing is, don't you wish you could have prerecorded track some days on your job?

3.  I didn't watch the Superbowl performance, but Keyshia - is your opinion really important to anyone other than yourself?

4.  Am I the only one who thinks Chris Brown and Frank Ocean are really having a lovers quarrel?

5.  Does Sweet Brown know she's the newest star in the minstrel show entitled "Goldie"?






6. Speaking of Goldie - have you seen her commercials (Yes, I meant to pluralize that)?

7.  Now that you are making that money Sweet Brown do you have time for some veneers? (make time for that)

8.  Back in the day would this be considered "taking a village"? 

9.  Speaking of bad parenting, can I please borrow the Dollar General Store clerk's belt for this lady? 

10. Why in the world would Gucci Mane be a speaker at Career Day?  

11.  Does anyone else believe that this is exactly what he talked about? 

12.  Do the police make a habit of taking pics with people they take into custody? 

I have to admit this 2 Chainz story made me chuckle.

13.  Michelle, please tell us what John Boehner said to make you roll your eyes?

14.  On another note Michelle, should I be bench pressing at my desk in order to get your arms? (DAYUM)

15.  Can someone please grab Cornel West a seat?  \_ 

16.  And before he sits down can he please grab a chair for Lil Wayne before he says something else stupid? 

17. Since everyday people have babies all the time why does being pregnant make folks newsworthy?

18.  Speaking of "babies"....is this cute or creepy?   

19.  Now what is the True Hollywood Story behind this Christopher Dorner story?

20.  Can we get a show called "Behind the Altar" so it can tell us why the Pope really stepped down?

21.  Kandi, what's the REAL reason you won't be joining the So So Def reunion concert? 

Definitely not pointing at Kandi

22. Isn't Scandalous one of the best Prince songs of all time?

Keeping it scandalous,
- N