Friday, July 13, 2012

I Can't Tell You Why...

Nothing's wrong as far as I can see
We make it harder than it has to be
and I can't tell you why
no, baby, I can't tell you why 
-The Eagles

As my regular Questioners (the name of the followers of the blog) know I am ALWAYS making random observations about our world.  Sometimes I have answers, but in many cases I'm left shaking my head with more questions....The actions,motives, reasons, etc. of humans boggle my mind.  This week I was left without answers so I'll just open the floor up for discussion with this week's 
20two questions that left me saying ....



1.  Why don't celebrities take out mortgages instead of just buying their houses CASH so they will always have a place to stay


2.  Why does R.Kelly always talkimg about making babies in his songs but nobody knew he even had 1 kid?


3. Why are men beginning to be the ones that are super sensitive in relationships?


4.  Why does Big Brother ALWAYS have stereotypical roles (gay, black, a nerd, a model/beauty queen, a rocker,etc)? 


 5. Why don't people realize that relationships have to be about COMPROMISE? 

6. Why can't women on reality TV settle their disagreements like they know even a little about Jesus?












7. Speaking of things ungodly, why in the world would I EVER watch RHOA without NeNe Leakes?


8.  Why would anybody in their right mind think that Lil' Scrappy should be on any show besides Cops? 

9.  Why am I not on Single Ladies since they find hot and/or rich guys all the time in Atlanta? 








10.  Why in the heezy does Fantasia not know about birth control


11. Why in the world would anybody listen to a song talking about wanting a smart girl with a dumb booty?



12. Furthermore, why was I told that guys said it's hard to find a smart girl with a dumb booty?


13.  Trust I know big girls need love too, but WHY would sexercise be your workout plan of choice?


14.  Why does the Octomom still have her children? 
Octomomstripper
Yes, she did a porno as well...
15.  Why is Gary Oldman's reading from R.Kelly's memoir embarrassing and hilarious at the same time? 




 16. Better question...Why does R. Kelly have a memoir?



17.  Why can't we buy TV by the channel instead of buying cable packages? 




18. Why can't I get "Beez in the Trap" out of my head?














19.  Why did this guy think it was ok to make a parody called "Beez Wit the Blacks"? 













20.  Why do I STILL LOVE the Swagger Wagon Commercial? 

21.  Why can't I get people to like OUR PAGE ON Facebook


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22. Why is Usher's Climax the epitome of how I feel right now?





I can't tell you why,

- N

2 comments:

  1. I almost forgot how entertaining your blog is. That Toyota commercial can't be real?

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