This has been one HEEZY of a week. As a result, I did not get to watch much TV so these questions really are going to seem REAL RANDOM. Apologizing in advance...lol. So here goes the 20two questions that pushed through the chaos and crossed my mind this week....
1. Why are
there only Church’s Chicken in low income neighborhoods? Let heart disease be
equal opportunity.
| Does this look like anywhere anyone should eat? You eat cheap so that you can save up on your blood pressure medicine. |
2. When will men and women realize that back fat is
NOT SEXY? PLEASE Cover up your lady lumps....Roll off thunder hear my cry!
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| Now this is more than fat rolls...Sweetie you have another set of breasts. |
3. Why do
people start hollering when their phone has a bad
reception? That is not going to help people hear you!
4. Shouldn’t
Popeyes be a seafood joint since he was a sailor?
5. Who would
have ever thought that Khandi (from Xscape and now from RHOA) would be such a FREAK NASTY?
6.Wonders how Back
That Thang Up can still get a party crunk in 2012? Love me some Cash Money
7. Why don’t
people understand that cornrows, fingerwaves, and designs cut in your child's head are not the business? (and no one wants to see this on Easter Sunday either)
8. How much
money will be spent this weekend on Easter outfits, hosiery, shoes, hairdos,
haircuts, and white gloves?
Probably enough to at least put a dent into the national debt.
9. How many churches still torture kids this time of year by making them do Easter speeches?
This poor child...
10. Why is sweet
tea the mighty liquid from the gods?
11. Why does Easter have the best candy out of all the holidays?
12. Is anyone
else praying to the reality TV gods that this is true?
13. Have you ever seen someone’s breast sagging so bad that you
either wanted to perch them up on your arm or ask a shorter person to walk in
front of them to hold them up with their head?
14. Wonders what the heezy happened to Daisy Duke? The years have not be kind....she should have stuck to that country living.
Before.... After....
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| Dukes of Hazzard Days |
| Now on Young & The Restless |
15. Why is Good the adjective that was settled on to describe the Friday Jesus was crucified
for our sins?
16. Why is soda just disease in a bottle? 
17. How do dogwood trees know to bloom before Easter every year
even though it is never the same date? (And if you don't know the symbolism of the dogwood tree find out here.)
18. Why weren’t adults alarmed back in the day when kids use to “smoke”
candy cigarettes and chew gum sold as chewing tobacco?
19. Why is all the bad for you but great tasting food a golden brown color?
21. If Trayvon Martin was a white kid and Zimmerman was a black man do you think he would be in jail by now?
22. Even if Obama could cure AIDS, cancer,diabetes (a.k.a the sugar), & acne would he even get credit for it at this point?
Until next week,
-N
While working on my MPH this past summer, I was tasked with assisting on a health inspection on South Third street (next to Interstate BBQ if anyone needs a landmark), which is in a lower-income section of Memphis. The gas station passed, but it was there that I came upon the holy grail of sugary-pastry lovers. THE THREE PACK OF TWINKIES. One is good, two is better (and the standard), but THREE??? I almost cried with happiness.
ReplyDeleteIf you're wondering, this goes along with the Church's Chicken in low income places question.