Episode 2

Thanks for all the love I have received this past week about my blog.  It makes me super happy to see everyone enjoying my ramblings. So....on this week's episode of 20twoquestions....

1 .Bobby Brown, can you please go take a seat?  Preferably one out of a jail cell.

2. When will this constant food battle of good versus evil end in my life?

3. Wonder if men realize that  ?

4. Why do we treat the Bible like it's full of myths, legends, and tall tales instead of knowing that God still has the same power today?

5. When will the wearing of leggings either jump off a bridge, spontaneously combust, or just plain old GO AWAY? 

6. When will Phaedra Parks realize that nobody else cares to see her being so extra about her one year old child? - Have a seat madame (the seat right next to your client Bobby is available)

7. Why does Wendy Williams look like the blonde Muppet Janice that was in the band?

                               

8. When will people realize that relationships should be a power source and not a power drain?

9. Wonders will I get an Ipad before they make the 10th edition?

10. Why is it that the internet goes down when you need to use it really bad?

11. When will drivers realize that if cars are passing you on the right you need to get over a lane, or 2, or 3? UGGGH!!!!

12. Why are Air Jordans considered a hood badge of honor and respect?

13. Does anyone else love singing in the car as much as me?

14. Wonders how Lenny Kravitz matures like a fine wine and gets bettter looking with age?  DAYUM!!!!

15. Wonders will there ever be a show as funny as 

The Chapelle Show?

16. Wonders if anyone else ABSOLUTELY hearts the lyrics to Eric Benet's Real Love?

17. Am I the only one that puts my all into everyone else only to get 50-70% back in return if I'm lucky?

18. Wonders if people who say "I have a white/black/ Hispanic, etc... friend" realize they are racist.  Real friendships aren't identified by color.

19. Speaking of racist who is this "ninja" that is Zimmerman's "black friend"?  Go sit down, sir.

20.  Don't you think my new logo is the shiznit?  (Thanks Shawn)

21. Does anybody think that it is TERRIBLE idea to have a all black remake of Steel Magnolias?  

22.I wonder why I got over 300 hits in the first week of this blog (round of applause), but only had 1 person to follow it (*booooo, hisssss)*? SUBSCRIBE PEOPLE.  :)

Until next week,

- N

Why I created this blog

22 Questions for the week end of March 23rd

1. When did Toni Braxton become the most irrelevant Braxton?
2. Why do people confuse Barack Obama with Black Jesus? 
3. Wonders if everyone knew the functions of the 3 branches of government then they would understand the limitations of the president? 
4. Why does being young, black, and suspicious equal death?
5. And by the way, who resurrected Geraldo Rivera out of the talk show host cemetery so that he could pretend to have an opinion that anybody cared about on the case?
6. When will people realize that the rest of us don't love your boo as much as you do? Keep your relationship statuses/tweets to a minimal.
7. Why is new love fun, scary, and AWESOME all at the same time?
8. How do exes know when you have something new on the horizon?
9. Why am I contemplating adding another job just so I can afford to fill my gas tank?
10. When did Pinterest become the new crack?
11. What did we do before the internet?
12. Are black people the only ones that see racism in America?
13. Was anyone surprised by Whitney Houston's autopsy? 
14. Ray J, do you really want us to believe you didn't know your boo was on crack (Oops, I forgot crack is whack- it's cheap) - I mean cocaine?
15. Wonders if anyone else besides me refuses to switch over to Facebook's timeline format?
16. When was the last time you knew someone who died of natural causes?
17. Did anyone else think that Kim Kardashain getting pounded with flour was hilarious and well deserved?
18. Really Tori?  Another child?
19. Are people intrigued or disgusted that R. Kelly is putting out the next 22 chapters of Trapped in the Closet?
20. Wonders when my car will stop being a snotty yellow green color from all this pollen?
21. Why don't all jobs offer spring break?
22. Will anyone read this next week?

   Until then,
  
   -N